Sardar
Sardar To Doctor: Aapne Nurse bhut Achi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagte Hi Me Thek Hogaya,
Doctor:Jaanta Hoon Thapper Ki Awaaz Yahaan Tak Aaye Thi….
by nadeem (few years ago!) / 908 views
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Beti: Ammi mera Teacher Kitna pyara hy na
Ami: Beti Teacher Baap k Barabar Hota hy.
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.
Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?
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Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Flight ka Pilot !!
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Announcement k baad MIC OFF karna bhool gaya
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Pilot apne co-pilot se bola:"Main pehle coffee piyunga phir airhostess ko kiss karunga" :)
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Ye sun k Airhostess MIC OFF karne bhaagi
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Aur Phisal kar gir padi..
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Paas betha buzurg ye dekh ke bola:"Beti, araam se jao..
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Pehle wo coffee piyega...:p :O :D :D
jo samjh gye wo thoko Likes..:p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
manish ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha anish : Kyu maar rahe ho ise? Sasur : Maine ise Hospital se SMS kiya.Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,
Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa
Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 Pakistani terrorists ik car mein bomb fix kar rahe the.
First Terrorist: Agar bomb fit karte karte hi fat gaya to kya hoga?
Second Terrorist: Chinta mat karo, mere pas ik aur bomb bhi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to Sardar: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is you will go to jail.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: What are you doing now a days
Friend: I’m doing my FSc.
Pathan: Do whatever you did, but you should keep your study ahead
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Perfect example of confidence:
A junior in an office dialed his boss’s number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !………..boss shouted : do you know whom you’re talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: i’m the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you’re talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone)…..:d :p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)