Sardar
Sardar To Doctor: Aapne Nurse bhut Achi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagte Hi Me Thek Hogaya,
Doctor:Jaanta Hoon Thapper Ki Awaaz Yahaan Tak Aaye Thi….
by nadeem (few years ago!) / 868 views
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