Aik Pagal hath mai

Aik Pagal (hath mai cigarette chupa kr): btao mere hath mai kia hai?
.
dosara pagal: rail gari........
.
1st:Tumhe kaise pata chala?
.
2nd:maine dhuwan niklte dekha......

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 732 views
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