Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?

Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 716 views

Angrez: “Your Country Is So

Angrez: “Your Country Is So Poor”……. Dirty India Poor India…..

Yeh Sun Kar Ek Deshbhakt Ko Gussa Aaa Gaya

Deshbhakt: “Tum Angrez Jitna Tel Khane Mein Use Nahi Karte Ho Na, Usse Jyada Toh Hum Shanivar Ko Shani Maharaj Ke Mandir Mein Chada Dete Hain”

Bharat Mata Ki Jai !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Orkut te kudi fasai,

Orkut te kudi fasai,
Facebook te gal chalai,
Twitter te ma-bapu nu milai,

Yahoo te divorse ho gaya,
ess bahane yaara da computer Da course ho gya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek budiya cinema hall me cold

Ek budiya cinema hall me cold drink ki bottle leke baithi thi,
Kabhi 15 mint me ghunt leti to kabhi 20 mint me,
Pass bethe sardar ko gussa aa gaya,
usne botal uthai aur puri ek ghut me pi gaya aur bola:-Aise pi jata he cold drink.
Budhiya boli:Beta me to pan ki pichkari thuk rahi thi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

DUKANDAAR iss bori pay mat

DUKANDAAR: iss bori pay mat baithna, phat jaye gi!

Gahak: kyun, iss main Ghubaray hain?

Dukandaar: nahi… "KEEL" hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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“Koi Chupay na Chupay . mein aaa gaye.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)