Sardar k ghar chor aagya

Sardar k ghar chor aagya srdar ne dekha to Chor bhaga,

Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya
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Sardar:Aik tay chori utto saday nal raisaan.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 796 views
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