1 Pathan ne job k liye apply kia Jawab aya tu khushi sy 1 grand party ker dali. Doston ne fermaish ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Pathan (itraaty hue): Yeh English main hy mein saath saath tarjuma kerta hoon..

"Dear Gul Khan" pyaray Gul Khan
"You don't meet" ap tu miltay hi nahi.
"our requirements" Ap hamari zaroorat ho.
"no further correspondence.." or zid na karain
"will be entertained" khub mazay kia karay ge...!

by lescol (few years ago!) / 1801 views

A Tiger was giving wedding party

A Tiger was giving wedding party to his frnds..

A Cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who r u ?

Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage.......

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bachon per kya asar pre ga

Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya
Asar Parega?
Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain
Police: To Ghar Me Karo
Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa school me hans raha tha,

Santa school me hans raha tha,
1 ladhka bola chup kar
santa:-Q,tum kon ho..?

Ladhka:-main moniter hu
Santa bola:-main CPU hu...Ab bol...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

wat is the bigest presure

wat is the bigest presure on PAK cricket captain wen they need 1 Run to win in 5 overs and 10 wickets in hand?
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Ya khuda agar jeet gaye to
English bolni padegi..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

professor to student

Professor:

What is
"Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder"..?

Studnt :-Jinga Lala hurrRrr hurrRr...

Profess0r : ye kya thaa ...? :O :O

Studnt : pehly ap batain wo kya tha :-P :-D

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)