Queen Elizabeth & Pathan were havng candle light dinner.
Queen says-
Pass d wine u divine!
"Pathan thinks-"how poetic"!
Pathan says-"pass d roti u moti":D

by Hina Tariq (few years ago!) / 971 views

After becoming the CM

After becoming the CM of Bihar, Laalu ji decides to pose for a picture along with a herd of buffaloes with his elbows resting on the back of the cattle.

Next day the photo appears in
a newspaper with caption:

"Laalu ji, third from left".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bahen ki vidayi me uska chhota

Bahen ki vidayi me uska chhota bhai-
Papa:Didi ro rhi h jijaji to nhi ro rhe?
Papa-Beta,didi to gate tak royegi,lek in jijaji
zindgi bhar roynge

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

peeping

ek khaali ghar ki diwaar py likha tha k uper khirki mein mat jhankna .ek admi roz kaam py jaaty huy parh k chala jata lekin ek din us ny khirki mein jhankny ka socha jab jhanka tow dekha.
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andar likha hua tha "aakhir jhaank hi liya na idiot"

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)

Munni Badnaam Hai

Dil hai to pyar hai, pyar hai to ishq hai,
Ishq hai to mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai to dard hai,
Dard hai to zandu balm hai aur
Zandu balm hai to munni badnaam hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Doctor:" Santa! Your daughter has died!"

Doctor:" Santa! Your daughter has died!"
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Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
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At 50th floor he remembers "I don't have a
daughter!"
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At 25th floor: "I'm NOT married!
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At 10th floor: I'm "Banta NOT Santa

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)