Queen Elizabeth & Pathan
Queen Elizabeth & Pathan were havng candle light dinner.
Queen says-
Pass d wine u divine!
"Pathan thinks-"how poetic"!
Pathan says-"pass d roti u moti":D
by Hina Tariq (few years ago!) / 1004 views
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