"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic lecturer.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 931 views

Child: papa ammi ka pait itna kyun

Child:
papa ammi ka pait itna kyun phoola hua hai?

Dad:
kamine tujhy sab pata hai!!
... .........
Child:
Promise ni pata

Dad:
beta pani bharra hua hai

Child:
Bhai tou doob gya hoga :X

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husband wife mein ladai hoi

Husband wife mein ladai hoi

Husband wife mein ladai hui,

Husband ghar se chala gaya ,

Husb:Raat ko phone pe ,"Khane main kya hai"

Wife:Zeher.

Husb:Mai der se aaoonga, tum kha kar so jana:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

bus aur larki ek jesi hoti hai

Boy :- buss aur larki ek jesi hoti hai.,.,
ek jaati hai ,,
to
... dosri Aati hai.,.,
GIrLs :-
Rakshey aur Larhky .,
ek jesy hoty hai,.,
ek ko bolao 4 chaly Aaty hain,,,

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Iss Duniya Ko Mitta Dunga

Angry Pagal : Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga, mita dunga.

Dusra Pagal standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Ke Dimples

Ek Admi: Pathan Bhai
Aap Jab Hanste Hai To
Aap Ke Dimples Parte Hen
Aap Bohat Ache Lagte Hai
Dil Chahta He Aap Ko Piyar Karloon

Pathan: Oo Bhai Jan
Mujhse Sa Ziyada Dimple To
Mere Bivi Ka Parte Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)