Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!" 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 778 views

High Class Insult

High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h..:p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

4 Pathan janaze ko tezi se le k qabron

4 Pathan janaze ko tezi se le k qabron

k uper se guzar rahe thayAdmi:

Oye sharam karo!

Neeche qabrein hain.

Pathan: To opar kon sa hm ne VCR othaya hoya aye?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

You’re a cheat! shouted the client to his lawyer.

"You’re a cheat!" shouted the client to his lawyer. "You’re a scoundrel! You’ve kept me hanging for months and got rich on my case alone!"

"That’s gratitude," said the offended lawyer. "And right after I named my new yacht after you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rays emitting from the bo0ks are directl

Rays emitting from the bo0ks are directly proporti0nal to sleepiness….,

“STUDENT’S 1ST law of nalaiqness”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

student

Bcha Dabang dekh kar aya
School mein sir :
baita tumhare sare ans galat hein marks de to kahan?
Bcha :
KAMAL KARTE HaiN MASTER JI.
MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAIN,
CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPAR MAR K BHI LAY SKTE HAIN.
Sir:
Badtamiz
bcha:
BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA,
AAP K PAPA KAISE HAIN?
Sir:
Nikal ja meri class se,
bcha:
CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO
WARNA ANS SHEET ME ITNE CHED KARENGE K CONFUSE HO JAOGE K MARKS KaHAn DEN OR ZERO KAHAN DAIN!

by inayat khan (few years ago!)