Santa nurse se bola: aapne mera dil churaa liyaa hai.

Nurse: hmmm... maine dil churaane se pehle doctor ne aapka kidney churaa liyaa hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 604 views

talking with wife

Man outside phone booth : Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins havent spoken a word

Man inside - Sir I m talking to my wife :-(

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Reasons why Computers are females

Five reasons to believe computers are females :

1.No one but the creator understands their internal logic.

2.The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3.The message 'Bad command or file name' is about as informative as 'If you don't know why I am mad at you, then I am certainly not going to tell you.'

4.As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

5.Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Height of double daring

Height of double daring :
Girl to Mom : Mom I have started loving a boy.

Mom : What? And how old is he, what does he do?

Girl : he is 3 months old happily kicking in my stomach…:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek chota bacha dusre se

Ek chota bacha dusre se: Agar din mein suraj na nikla to kya hoga?

Dusre bache ne jawab diya: Bijli ka bill bhad jayega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar was writing something very slowly. 

Sardar was writing something very slowly. 
Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: I'm writing a letter to my 6 yr old son, he can''t read very fast.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)