Santa nurse se bola: aapne mera dil churaa liyaa hai.

Nurse: hmmm... maine dil churaane se pehle doctor ne aapka kidney churaa liyaa hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 901 views

Molvi to Zardari

Molvi to Zardari :

“Buray Kaam Chorh Do Warna ALLAH Ka Azaab Ayega”

Zardari :

“Buray Kaam To Parvez Musharaf Kar Gaya

Mein To ALLAH Ka Azaab Hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Raavan Hanuman se Beedi Maangata hai

Raavan Hanuman se Beedi Maangata hai,Hanuman
Mana Kar Deta hai,Shri Ram Poochte hain,Beedi De
Deta na.Hanuman Ji Bolte hain Prabhu Aap Chup
raho Iske 10 sir Hai,10 Beedi Deni Padegi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Retired Couple

A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are discussing all aspects of their future.

"What will you do if I die before you do?" husband asked wife.

After some thought, she said, "I'd probably look for a house sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age."

Then wife asked husband, "What will you do if I die first?"

He replied, "Probably the same thing."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan s

ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,
“aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?”
Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.”
Aadmi bola, “ to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”
bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki wo tumse pyaar kar sake.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Do you eat fish?

Santa:
Oye Banta Machli Khayega?
Banta:
Nahi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.
Santa:
Oye Chadd Yaar,
Chappal Pahen K Kha Lena.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)