“Mujhe Ek Bottle Blood Chahiye”
Pappu Ek Din Blood Bank Mein Gaya Aur Udhar
Usne Ek Staff Ke Aadmi Se Puchha
Pappu: “Mujhe Ek Bottle Blood Chahiye”
Aadmi: “Blood Group Bolo”
Pappu: “Koi Bhi Chalega”
Aadmi Hairani Se: “Arey Aisi Kaise Chalega?”
Pappu: “Yaar Girlfriend Ko Love Letter Likhna Hai,
Samjha Kar“
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