Sardar ne masjid se jooti chori ki
Sardar ne masjid se jooti chori ki or pakrra geya Molvi: inne jutti chukki ae.. Edi Tind’ karo.
Sardar : Aa ik jutti waapas le lo, te Foji cutting kr deo.:
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