Ek Pandit aur Ek Sardar
Ek Pandit aur Ek Sardar Jungle me gaye.
Sahmne se ek Sher aa gya.
Sardar ne Sher ki aankh me mitti dali aur bhagte hue Pandit se bola: "Abe Bhag."
Pandit: Main Kyun Bhagu? Mitti tune dali hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 610 views
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