Memon Aur Chinese
Memon Aur Chinese
May 12, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Latest Jokes, Memon Jokes
Train Mai 1 Machar 1 Chinese Ke Sar Pe Betha
Wo Usko Pakar Ke Kha Gaya!
Phe 1 Machar Memon Pe Beth Gaya
Usne
Pakar Ke Chinese Se Pocha:
Kharide Ga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1149 views
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