Sardar:
Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Load Krna He

Servicing Man: Memory Card He?

Sardar:
Nahi Kya Ration Card Chalega?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 666 views

Girlfriend ko gift dena ey

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai,
ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

If a girl get 98%

if a girl get 98% mark her response,
kamina 2 mark or de deta to uska kya jata tha,

if boy gets 35% mark he says:
check karne wala farishta tha yaar:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Click Joke

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer: "Ok."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Dunya me kitne Bar-e-Azam hen?

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Right And Wrong

A husband and wife were involved in a petty argument, both of them unwilling to admit they might be in error.

"I'll admit I'm wrong," the wife told her husband in a conciliatory attempt, "if you'll admit I'm right."

He agreed and, like a gentleman, insisted she go first.

"I'm wrong," she said.

With a twinkle in his eye, he responded, "You're right!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)