Mobile Me Kuch

Sardar:
Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Load Krna He

Servicing Man: Memory Card He?

Sardar:
Nahi Kya Ration Card Chalega?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 585 views
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