Up coming movies
Up coming movies
1. Jab we chat
2. Namastey Facebook
3. Hum aapke hai mutual friend
4. 7 gaali maaf
5. Hum like kar chuke sanam
6. Kabhi relationship kabhi single
7. meine poke q kiya
8. mere brother ki profile..
dekna math bhulna
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 804 views
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Ultimate logic of Santa
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Santa: Onion.
Banta: How?
Achaar = Pickle = Pee+kal. So opposite of 'Pee+kal' is 'Pee+aaj' = Onion.
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Student: If the film was silent, how could you know it was URDU?
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1 Miss call..
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Jab KUTTE ki maut aati hai na..
tab kutta mar jata hai...
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A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"
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Child:
papa ammi ka pait itna kyun phoola hua hai?
Dad:
kamine tujhy sab pata hai!!
... .........
Child:
Promise ni pata
Dad:
beta pani bharra hua hai
Child:
Bhai tou doob gya hoga :X
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Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe.
Sardar-samjh me nhi aya masterji.
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