Up coming movies

1. Jab we chat
2. Namastey Facebook
3. Hum aapke hai mutual friend
4. 7 gaali maaf
5. Hum like kar chuke sanam
6. Kabhi relationship kabhi single
7. meine poke q kiya
8. mere brother ki profile..

dekna math bhulna

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 825 views

Sleep the floor

Your first job will be to sweep the floor.
But I'm a college student the young man replied.
In that case give me the broom - I'll show you how.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

What is jihad bin nafs?

What is jihad bin nafs?

It is when u see 100 Notifications, 20 Messages and 30 Friend requests on Facebook . . . . . .

Still you click "Logout" & "Study" Yay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sirf Ye Na Socho K v

Sirf Ye Na Socho K Har Guzrta Din
Mout Ki Taraf Jata Ha.
Balkay Ye Bhi Socho K,
Har Guzrta Din Shadi K Din Ko Qarib Lata Ha.
.(‘,’)>
<)(
_//_ O Teri Khair
Ye Tou Menay Socha Hi Nahi :-P
Hat Ja Yar Tayari Karnay Day.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Apni shadi nu 5 saal

Chaudry: . Apni shadi nu 5 saal ho gaye tenu pyar da sab se zayada maza kis din aya? . . .
Wife! . Sharmate hue… “tussi us din Multan gaye C”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa Ki Akalmandi

Santa Ek Bar Bus Mein Ja Raha Thha, Conductor Se Bola.

Santa: “Bhai Sahab Do Ticket Dena”

Conductor Hairani Ho Kar: “Do Kyon?”

Santa: “Agar Ek Kho Gayi To Doosri Kaam Aayegi Na”

Conductor Uska Majak Udate Hue: “Agar Dono Kho Gayi Toh?”

Santa Muskurate Hue: “Abe Mere Ko Bilkul Hi Bevkoof Samjha Hua Hai Kya, Ye Pass Kis Din Kaam Aayega“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)