Ek Pathan Cycle Ka Break

Haath Me Lekar Naach Raha Tha ,

2nd Khan,"O Kocha Ye Kya Karta Hai..?"

Pathan...



'BREAK DANCE'

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 946 views

Strange marital problems

Banta: My wife can cook but won't.
Santa. You're lucky. My wife can't cook but does!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

any party which

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be

surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.

-Dwight Morrow



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by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Buy Alligator Shoes

A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after having failed to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes man, I'll go and kill my own "croc!," to which the shopkeeper replied, "by all means, just watch out for those two "ole boys" who are doing the same!".

So the man went out into the Bayou, and after a while saw two men with spears, standing still in the water. 'They must be the 'ole boys' he thought. Just at that point he noticed an alligator moving in the water towards one of them. The guy stood completely passive, even as the gator came ever closer.

Just as the beast was about to swallow the him, he struck home with his spear and wrestled the gator up onto the beach, where several already laying Together the two guys threw the gator onto its back, where-upon one exclaimed "Darn! This one doesn't have any shoes either!".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

1 sardar ghar se nekla tu daikha ke samnay kailay ka chelka para howa tha
Sardar: O mere khudaya.. Aaj phir phisalna parega

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Masjid k liye chande

Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga
Dosra: Me tube lgva donga
Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lgva donga!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)