Santa goes 2 a library
Santa goes 2 a Library & asks 4 book 'Psycho - The
Rapist'
The Librarian searches 4 a while cums back slaps &
says"
Idiot,the book is called Psychotherapist..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 833 views
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