1 pathan Aasman par Dekh Raha

1 pathan Aasman par
Dekh Raha ThaUsne Dosre pathan se pocha:

Yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND ?
Dosra pathan bola
Pata nahi hum khud is
Shehar me naya aya hai……………

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 667 views
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