An big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 931 views

Sardar Ki Mah Ki Death

Sardar Ki Mah Ki Death Ho Gai,

Ek Saal Bad Sardar Ka Baap America Sa Wapis Aya,
Us Na Poucha Teri Mah Kahan Ha,
Sardar Bola Wo To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai Thi,
Sardar Ka Bap Ronay Lga Or Bola
Kuttay,Kaminay To Tu Na Mujhay Btaya Q Nhi,
Sardar Bola,

Me Na Socha Surprise Don Ga…;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

police ,pathan se

Police officer Pathan se :

Tum ham ko janta nahi hai, ham yahan ka

DSP hai.


Pathan : Tum DSP hai to ham M.W.P hai. Tameez se

baat kero warna acha nahi ho ga.


Police : Sorry sir! per ye M.W.P kiya hota hai????


Pathan : Mong Phali Wala...:-p


Happy Mong Phali Season

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

SunoG Kaam krte waqt

Wife:sunoG Kaam krte waqt mere ko baho me mat lia karo
Tabi Kamwali boli:

Madam achhi Tarah se samjha do,mai to bol-bol ke thak gai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tipu Sultan

1799:
Tipu Sultan: Shair Ki 1 Din Ki Zindagi Geedar Ki 100 Sala Zindgi Se Behtr Hay


2013:
Pakistani Awam: Kuttay Ki 5 Sala Hakumat Sher K 100 Din Say Achi Thee. :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)