Pathan India Gya

Pathan India Gya Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi, Us Ny Mander Ma Ja K KAALI MAATA Ko Bahir Phank Dya Or Bola, “Kabhi Tu B Naha Liya Kr Bhangan”..;

Pathan India Gya Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi,Us Ny Mander Ma Ja KKAALI MAATA Ko Bahir Phank Dya Or Bola, “Kabhi Tu B Naha Liya Kr Bhangan”..;

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 670 views
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