musharaf ki car k neechay
musharaf ki car k neechay 1 puppy a k mar gia,he told driver 2 find owner 2 give compensation.driver went and when came back he had a lot of rose around his neck..driver replied "sir mainay ye kaha mian president musharaf ka driver hoon,kuttay ka bacha mar gia hai? ahahahahahah
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 752 views
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