Mom: beti kyu ro rahi ho?
beti: Teacher ne mara
Mom: Q?

Beti: Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
usne mujhe EXAM mein anda
diya.. Ha ha ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 842 views

Sardarji saw two Pakistani

Sardarji saw two Pakistani workers in Karachi. One of them dig a hole, and the other guy immediately fill it with soil again. They repeated the work again and again.

Sardarji couldn’t understand their job. He asked the Pakistanis about it.

Paki Worker replied: The third guy who plants the trees in holes is on leave today, & we are doing our duty.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 pathan ne molvi ko bohat maara,

1 pathan ne molvi ko bohat maara,

kisi ne pucha kyn maara.

PATHAN: ye kehta he tamam muslman jannat ka mazay lenge,

jannat tou hamara bewi ka nam hai¦

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Match ka last over tha or Santa ki team

Match ka last over tha or Santa ki team ko jeetne ke liye 30runs chaiye the
Santa ne Khuda Se Dua Ki-Hey Allah Bowlar Ashish Nehra Jaisa Ho Or Wicketkeepar Kamran Akmal Jaisa
Tabhi upar se aawaz aayi-Mai ek Galti Dusri Baar Nahi Karta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum bolti Bohat Acha ho

Tum bohat haseen ho,

Wife: Choro Naa,

Husband: Tumhari Aankhein bohat khoobsorat hen

Wife: Choro na G

Husband: Tumharay Baal Uff Kia Ghazab k hen,

Wife: Choro Na Janu,

Husband: Tum bolti Bohat Acha ho,

Wife: Aray Choro Naa,

Husband: Itni to Chor Raha hon, Ab aur kitni choron

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Child: papa ammi ka pait itna kyun

Child:
papa ammi ka pait itna kyun phoola hua hai?

Dad:
kamine tujhy sab pata hai!!
... .........
Child:
Promise ni pata

Dad:
beta pani bharra hua hai

Child:
Bhai tou doob gya hoga :X

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)