Mom: beti kyu ro rahi ho?
beti: Teacher ne mara
Mom: Q?

Beti: Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
usne mujhe EXAM mein anda
diya.. Ha ha ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 840 views

Poloce station

1 Orat Police Station Me:
Sir Mere Shohar
2din Pehle Aalo Lene Gay The
Abi Tak Ghar Nahi Aye
Inspecter:
To Baji Aap Kuch Or Paka Lo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

GF ka number

Santa: mere frnd ne chupke se mere mbl se meri GF ka number le liya….

Banta: fir kya huya???

Santa: bewakoof kal se aapni he behen ko romantic MSG vej raha hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Kia masla hai ye

Boy and girl in resturant:jan tm se aik bat kehna chahta hun.
Girl:kia
boy:meri 2 girl friend aur bi hain.
Girl:dara dia mujhe laga paisay nai hain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Judge asked the husband

Court was hearing a divorce case.

Judge asked the husband: Why do you want to divorce your wife?

Husband: We have a lot of cats in our house, but whenever my wife goes out of house, she brings one or two more. I am sick of this habit of hers and want to divorce her as my house has turned into a zoo. During summer i can’t breath due to so many cats.

Why don’t you open the windows during the night? asked the judge.

How can i? said the husband. All my 200 pigeons i so painfully gathered would fly away.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa: Why didn’t you marry?

Santa: Why didn’t you marry?

Banta: I was searching for an ideal match.

Santa: So, you didn’t find an ideal girl?
Banta: I found one.

Santa: Then?

Banta: She was also searching for an ideal match.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)