Pathan Vs Sardar
Pathan Vs Sardar
Pathan 2 sardar: Bakre ki zubaan pakai hai khao ge ?
Sardar: Main mun se nikli hui cheez nahi khata.
Pathan: To phir anda bana don
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 994 views
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