Eik Memmon Khali Katorey Main
Eik Memmon Khali Katorey Main
Roti Daba Kar Kha Raha Tha
Waiter Ne Deka Tu Poucha
Ap Yah Kia Kar Rahey Hian
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Main Maths Ka Teacher Hoon Or Dall Suppose Kar Kay Kharaha Hoon
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