sardar
Sardar: Kon….? Police: Darwaza Kholo Kuch Baat Karni Ha Sardar: Tusi Kiny Bandy o…? Police: 3 Sardar: Tey Chawlo Apas wich Karlo Menu Zaror Tang Karna Jay…?
by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 2584 views
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Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji.
Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai.
Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho?
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya?
.
Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu
.
Girl : Kyu ?
Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye... ;->
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?
Boy
30 se 40
GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?
Boy:
Nahi Main
"Naeei" hon
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero
Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii
&
Said !
“Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega “
Zardari said!
Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Banias son: Kuch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Baniss son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor- Tum Toh Mamuli Dard Bataa Rahe They, Lekin Tumhari Toh Dhadkan Bhi Kaafi Badhi Huee Hai
Sonu- Woh Toh Aapki Fees Dekh kar Badhi Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Patient to Doctor: Doctor sahab kia mein operation key baad cricket khelney qabil ho jaoon ga?
Doctor: Bilkul
Patient: Wah ji wah, mein pehley kabhi naheen khela
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Naukraani:-malkin aap mujh per bekaar hi shak kar
rahi hai,main aapko kaise samjhaau mujhe to shabd
nahin mil rahe hai.
Malkin:- tujhe shabd nahin mil rahe hain,aur mujhe
1 thaali,5 katori aur 2 drzan chammach nahin mil
rahi hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho, or __
WIFE: or KYA? Batao na or kya?
Wife shouted tell me or kya?
Husband: or laanat hai aisi zindagi pay.....!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)