Bohat Pyar Karta hun
Main Tumse Bohat Pyar krta hu
Main tume New Ghar le k dun ga
Me Tumhe New Gaari le k dun ga
Hum bhag k shadi kar le ge
Bas Mera Metric ka result aane do.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 620 views
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