Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions
Teacher: If 1000 Kgs = Ton. Then
For 3000 Kgs =How Much?
Santa: Ton! Ton! Ton!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 913 views
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