Dost asked to sardar

Dost asked to sardar:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q jatay Ho?

Sardar replied: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr Bhag Gaya Tha..

Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 584 views
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