Snta-Yaar lag rha hai mujhe bird

Snta-Yaar lag rha hai mujhe bird flue ho gya he.
Banta -Tuje kaise pata?

Snta-Yaar mera kal se udne ko man kar raha he..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 940 views
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