SANTA ne Apni Car k Niche
SANTA ne Apni Car k Niche Kutte ko Leta Hua Dekha to Kutte ko Punch se Khicha or Kaha
Bahar nikal Saale, Bada aya Automobile Enginer
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 707 views
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Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
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dekha ho gaya na
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