Sardar
Sardar ko pata chala ke usky Bewi ka kesi owr ke sath AFFAIR hai
.
Us ne faisla kia ke apny apko owr apny bewi donu ko Mar dale
.
Pistol apni Kanpati par lagayi owr bewi ko bola:
.
Khush mat, ho agla number tera hai !
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 575 views
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