There were three sardars. 1st: i have not written anything on the paper because i dont no the answers. 2nd: i have also not written anything. 3rd: shit yaar. teacher will thought that we three has cheated.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 860 views

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha:

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha: Ye
tumharay hath me kya he?
Rab Nawaz: Sir ye bandooq he.
Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai,
Tumhari maa hay maa.
Then officer to a pathan sipahi: Tumharay hath me
ye kya he?
Pathan Sipahi: Sir ye Rab nawaz ki maa or hamari
khala hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Main tumhare liye rakhi layi

Gilrs :Main tumhare liye rakhi layi tumne kyu nahi bandhwai//

boy:Agar kal main mangalsutr launga to kya tum bandhwa legi//

Baaaaaat karti hai///

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ye main bardasht nhi kr skta

Major Rohail-
Ye main bardasht nhi kr skta
Tumare hotel me bohat saari
Makheyan hai

Waiter-
Hukam kre sir
Ap ktni bardasht kr skte hy
Baki ko bahar nekal du ga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Teacher Ka Darza Maan Se Bada Kyu Hota Hai?

Hindi Ki Madam Ne Class Mein Bachho Se Puchha: “Teacher Ka Darza Maan Se Bada Kyu Hota Hai?”

Pappu Ne Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya: “Kyun Ke Ek Maan Apni Lori Se Ek Bache Ko Mushkil Se Sulati Hai Par Ek

Teacher Apne Lecture Se Puri Class Ko Easily Sula Deti Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Laloo to his P.A

Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?

P.A.: Goal karne ke liye.

Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)