Main Pilot banoga
Beta: Mama bara ho kar Pilot banoga.
Mom: Mjhy kese pata chalega k ye mere betay ka Jahaaz hai?
Beta: Main guzartay waqt apny ghar pe Gola phenk donga..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 842 views
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Kon kehta hai k Pakistan me job nai milti
Ye lo Jharu
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Or shandar career ka aghaz karo.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
A best funny example of Husband Happiness
Husband: Sir, meri wife kho gayi hai…..report likhlo !!
Officer: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke police station mein report likhao…
Husband: Kya karu, KHUSHI KE MAREY kuch samaj hee nahi aa raha…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta: What is the difference between a nail and a
boxer? Santa: One gets knocked in the other gets
knocked out.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
wife hit her husband with frying pan
Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the phone.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Miss Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Raat Ko Call Kiya Tha,
Miss: Nahi
Santa: Yeh Tho Kamal Ho Gya Hai,
Subha Jab Mein Utha Tho Mere Mobile Par Likha Tha
Miss Call :o :D
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega
Dr:5 lakh
Sardar: Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
2009 ki kuch dardnaak STORIES
1 pyasa kawa ur rha tha, achank neche ose pani or
kuch kankr nzr aye, jese hi wo pani me kankr dalne
k lye neche utra khudkush damakha me mara gya
1 kutte ne qasai ki dukan se gosht churaya,wo pani
me apna aks dekh hi raha tha k na maloom afraad
ne firing kr k halak kr dia
kachwa or khargosh ne race shuru ki, khrgosh k
sotay hi kachwy ne uska Mobile chura lia
Alladin ne chiragh ragra to jin gun point pe us se
sb kuch le gya…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
THERE ARE BASICALLY 7 TYPES OF
GIRLS:::::::::::::::::::
1.HARD DISK GIRLS:
remember everything forever.
2.RAM GIRLS:
forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
3.SACREENSAVER GIRLS:
just for looking.
4.INTERNET GIRLS :
difficult to access.
5.SERVER GIRLS:
always busy when you needed.
6.MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
makes horrible things looks beautiful.
7.VIRUS GIRLS:
these type of girls are normaly called
::WIFE::
once enters in your system don,t leave even after
format.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
First Pathan:All cars get stop at my father hand point
Second Pathan:Is he Big Officer ?
First Pathan:No he is in Traffic Police.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho …
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)