Main Pilot banoga

Beta: Mama bara ho kar Pilot banoga.

Mom: Mjhy kese pata chalega k ye mere betay ka Jahaaz hai?

Beta: Main guzartay waqt apny ghar pe Gola phenk donga..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 870 views
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