Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 867 views

Fakeer: Allah kay naam pe day do beta

Fakeer: Allah kay naam pe day do beta

Boy: Mauf karo baba

Fakeer: Kuch to day do beta

Boy: Acha aisa karo ye jo sms parh raha hai issi ko lay jao

Fakeer: Bheek mangi hai Bheekari nhi manga…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ajj Tainu Khan Nu G Krda A!

2 Cats To Shrabi Rat:
Ajj Tainu Khan Nu G Krda A!

Rat: Chappair Na Kha Lein
Main Es Layi Nai Kuch Kehnda
K Log Kehn Gay
1 Shrabi Ne 2 Jananiyan Kutt Dittiaan ;-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Papa Ghar Par Hai?

Postman Doorbell Bajata Hai.
Ek Bachha Mooh Mein Cigarette Liye Aur Hath Mein Beer Glass
Pakde Hue Bahar Nikla.

Postman: “Beta, Papa Hai ?”

Bachha: “Abe Bhootni Ke, Mujhe Dekh Ke Lagta Hai Baap Ghar Pe Hoga“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

lawers fee

A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.

"Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers. "You owe me $1000 down and $417.58 cents each month for the next thirty-six months.

"What! That sounds like a car payment schedule," retorted the client.

"Your right. It's mine.

by sana (few years ago!)

Pathan ka raat ko Sigret

Pathan ka raat ko Sigret
peeny ko dil chaha

Har taraf Maachis dhoondi
per kahien ni mili

Aakhir na umeed ho k Mombatti bujha k so gya

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)