A Sad girl was sitting with her husband

husband U r d second most beautiful girl, I’ve ever seen.

Girl: Who’s the first?

Husband: It’s YOU When u smile.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 595 views

Laloo Was Coming Out Of The Airport

Once Laloo Was Coming Out Of The Airport.
As There Was A Huge Rush,
The Security Guard Told Laloo:
“WAIT PLEASE”,

For Which Laloo Replied:
“85 Kgs” And Moved On…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Judge asked the husband

Court was hearing a divorce case.

Judge asked the husband: Why do you want to divorce your wife?

Husband: We have a lot of cats in our house, but whenever my wife goes out of house, she brings one or two more. I am sick of this habit of hers and want to divorce her as my house has turned into a zoo. During summer i can’t breath due to so many cats.

Why don’t you open the windows during the night? asked the judge.

How can i? said the husband. All my 200 pigeons i so painfully gathered would fly away.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

My sweet girlfriend

My sweet girlfriend had habit of biting her fingernails. She started doing YOGA to treat the problem. Soon her finger-nails started growing normally.

Seeing this, I asked if yoga had totally cured her problem.

"No," she replied with a funny sweet smile, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

New car

Ek Memon Ne Apni New Car
Office K Bahar Roki,
Abhi Usne Darwaza Khola Tha K
Ek Truck Ne Takar Mari Aur Darwaza Durr Ja Gira,
Memon Apni Car K Liye Rone Laga
Police Ne Kaha K Aap Ko Apni Gari K
Afsoos Mai Ye B Nai Pata
K Apka Left Hand B Ghayab Hai,
Tu Memon Ne Kaha:
Kyaaaa!
Yani Meri New Rado Ghari B Gai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kya Mast Joke Bheja Hai

Ek Baar Main Office Mein Betha Hua Tha, Mere Boss Ka Ek Sms Aya

Oye Koi Achha Sa Joke Bhej

Maine Reply Kiya: Sir Abhi Main Kaam Kar Raha Hun, Kuch Der Baad Bhejta Hun

Boss Ka Reply Aya

Abe Kya Mast Joke Tha, Aur Bhej

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)