A Sad girl was sitting with her husband

A Sad girl was sitting with her husband

husband U r d second most beautiful girl, I’ve ever seen.

Girl: Who’s the first?

Husband: It’s YOU When u smile.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 591 views
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