dismisses cook
Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook \'n Make Food Myself For A Month, What Will You Pay Me..?
Husband- I Won\'t Have To Pay You, You\'ll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 620 views
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