Sardar Ji and Umbrella
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 898 views
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