Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the doctor.” John: “Is he feeling better now?” Jack:

“No, he has a broken arm.” John: “How did he break it?” Jack:

“Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the window.” John: “How did he break his arm?” Jack:

“He fell out of the window trying to follow the prescription.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 860 views

Billi ghar pahaunch gai?

Ek sardar k ghar men billi rahti thi sardar billi se tang a kr usey kahin chor aaya, Gar aya to bili us se pehly ponch chuki thi, Sardar bili ko dobara kahin door chor k aya bili phir us sy pehly gar ponch gai, Sardar ko bohat gussa aya ab wo bili ko bohat hi zyada door chornay gya. wahan sy us ny wife ko phon kya. "bili gar ponch gai ya nahi? wife: han ponch gai hay sardar: " Us kamini se bol k mujay aa ker ly jaey men rasta bhool gya hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jo Log Arrange Mariage

Jo Log Arrange Mariage krty hn
Wo zindgi Bhar Larty hn.

Or Jo Log Love Mrige krty hn,
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Hondi Onna Nal v kuttya Aali ae Par o Ds dy Nai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy

Sardar:Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon
DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Mast Chai Peeni Hai?

Santa Ek Din Gumte Gumte Apne Dost Banta Ke Ghar Ja Pahuncha.

Banta Badi Khushi Se Mila Aur Usko Bithata Hua Bola.

Banta: “Yaar Aaj Teri Bhabhi Ghar Pe Nahi Hai, Warna Mein Tujhe Bhadiya Si Chai Pilata”

Santa: “Oye Kanjus Kabhi To Doodh Market Se Bhi Le Liya Kar?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Pathan interview dene ke liye gya

1 Pathan interview dene ke liye gya,
Officer:-
"Tum kitne bhai behen ho?"
Pathan:- 9
Officer:-
"Un mein tumhara kon sa no. ha?"
Pathan:-
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'Telenor ka'..:-D

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)