Sardar
Sunny: Kal movie dekhi, usme na koi scene tha, na koi aawaz.
Bunny: Naam kya tha film ka.
Sunny: NO DISC
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 645 views
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Maa: Kahan Thay.?
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"peoo DI MAAR"
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The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."
The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"
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Ak Pathan Ke Sar Pe Chot Lag Gai,
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Banta Santa Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Use Pattiyo Mein Lipte Bed Par Pade Dekh Kar Chonk Gaya Aur Bola.
Banta: “Ye Kya Haal Bana Rakha Hai?”
Santa: “Yaar, Kal 10 Logo Ki Bheed Ne Mujhe Mil Ke Pita”
Banta: “To Tune Phir Kya Kiya?”
Santa: “Maine Saalo Se Kaha Abe Salo naamardo Ek-Ek Karke Aao Phir Dekho Main Tumhari Kaise Aisi Tesi Karta Hun”
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president.
A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ.
A billion hours ago man had not yet walked on earth.
A billion dollars ago was late yesterday at the U.S. Treasury.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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after checking,
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
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Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Boy to girl at a dance party: Kya tum mere sath dance karogi......??
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Girl reply: Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.
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Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki aap pregnent ho..:P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan : meri oulaad nahi hoti.
Dost: aap mazar par dua karo.
Next Year
Dost: kiya hua?
Pathan: Kuch nahi,
Dost: koun se mazar par dua ki thi?
Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam k mazar pe.:
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)