Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

by Asim Raza (few years ago!) / 1025 views

Mera Dushman

Pathan: Wo jo table pe aadmi baitha hai us se hamara dushmani hai.

Dost: Table pe to 4 aadmi hain.

Khan: Wo jiski muchhein hain.

Dost: Muchhein to sub ki hain.

Khan: Wo jis k safed kapre hain.

Dost: Wo to sub ke safed hain

Khan ne gusse mein pistol nikala aur 3 aadmion ko maar kar bola.
Wo jo reh gaya hai usko hum nahi chhorega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan to girl

Girl: Mere pas ao, main tumhe tight sa hug dena chahti hun.


Pathan: oye Hugta to hum b tight wala hai,

Lekin agar wo hum tum ko de ga to tum ko ganda lagega..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ameer hai ya gareeb hai

Dost:docter ye kiun pochte hain subah kia khaya raat ko kia khaya.
2nd dost:yaar is se mareez ki mali halat ka pata lag jata hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Hayaa nahi aai?

Molvi 22 bacho or
BV k sath Dost k
ghar Dawat pe gia
Dost bari Family
dekh kr:
"Hayaa
nahi aai?"
Molvi:
Nahi Us k paper ho
rahe hen

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan

1 kabhutar Pathan ko boht dino se tang kar raha tha
.
Pathan ne usey pakar lia, owr usey marne ka faisla kia
.
Usey chat par le gia,
.
owr
.
Wahan se neche phaink dia

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)