Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1006 views
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