Aik shekh ne new car li aur us per apne office gya.

jab wo office k kareeb poncha tu usne car ka door khola tu aik truck ne uski car k sath tuker mar di.aur uska darwaaza door ja girra.

shekh zoor se car k liye cheekhne laga. but pass khari police ne usko kaha k tum car k afsos mein ye b bhool gay k tumara dayyan hath b ghaib hy.wo zoor se bola k haa a meri new rado watch b ghaib ho gai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 973 views

Had ha yar

Some bdy texted me-
Oye joke bhej?
I replied-mein padhai kr rha hu !
After some time !
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Reply comes !
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Mast hai !
Or bhej !!!!
Hadd hai yarr..

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)

1 Murgi ne india pakistan

1 Murgi ne india pakistan border par 1 Anda diya.
Dono desh

1 ande k liye larrne lage,
Faisla hua jo dusre desh ki zyada ladkiyo ko kiss karega anda uska hoga,

Indians ne 20,000 pakistani Ladkiyo ko kiss kiya,
Pakistani excited ho kar bole:= Ab humari bari hai.

Indians:= Chhoro yaar Anda tum hi rakh lo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

exams mai fail ho gaye to

Sardar (beta se): Agar tum es baar bhi exams mai fail ho gaye to mujhe apna baap mat kehna.
Result wale din Sardar: Kiya hua?
Beta: Bas "Sardar ji" kuch naa pucho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena

Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

pathan to sardar

pathan: yar main ne apni bv ko matric kerwaya inter kerwaya BA kerwaya, MA kerwaya, ab kia karu.
Sardar: ab ek acha sa ladka dekh ker shadi kerwado.

by Raju (few years ago!)