Santa Singh: Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai.

Banta Singh: Arrey, Mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 879 views

Reporter : Meera G Hum Ne Suna Hai

Reporter : Meera G Hum Ne Suna Hai
K Ap Cigarette Piti Hain?

Meera: O Myyy Gaaad,

... Ap Ne Bilkul Ghalat Suna Hai,

I Don't Drink Cigarette.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A policeman saw a car parked

One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at "makeout point." Shining his flashlight in the window, he saw a young man fidgeting in the front seat glancing at his watch and a young woman sitting in the back seat and reading a magazine.

"Excuse me, son" said the cop, "but how old are the two of you?"

"I'm eighteen, sir, and" (checking his watch another time) "in ten more minutes, she'll be eighteen too!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Judge: Tumhara Juram Sabit Huta

Judge: Tumhara Juram Sabit Huta
Ha Tumheb Kaal Phansxi Pe Latkaya Jaega
Pathan: Wo Sub To Theak Haa Per Utaraa Kab Jaega

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan got jo telenor call centre

Pathan got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?

Pathan: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ji nahi sakta.

Pathan Khudkushi kar raha tha,
Kisi ne kaha aisa kyon kar rahe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bivi hamare dost k sath bhag gai hai.
Or hum apna dost k baghair ji nahi sakta.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)