Ajeeb Farmaish Santa Ki

Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein Ek Minister Aya Hua Thha
Logo Ne Apne Gaanv Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki

Santa Bhi Bola: “Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye”
Minister Hairan Hote Hue: “Par

Tumhare Gaanv Mein To Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai”

Santa: “To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1471 views
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