Sardar Going Wid His Sister

Some Shouts: Oye Mashuka Ley Ker Kahan Ja Raha Hai

Sardar Get Furious Nd Slap Him & Said: Mashuka Hogi Teri Meri To Baihan Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 901 views

O Baji Gi Jaldi Faisla Karo

Ek Molvi Bus Main Ja Raha Tha
Samney Bethi Ek Aurat
Apny Bety Ko Bar Bar Ye Hi Bol Rahi Thi:
Beta Jaldi Se Ye Halwa Kha Lo
Warna Main Is Uncle Ko De Doon Gi

Jab Us Aurat N 4th Bar
Ye Hi Alfaaz Boly To Molvi Ghusse Se Bola:
O Baji Gi Jaldi Faisla Karo,
Halway K Chakkar Main
4 Stop Agey Aa Gaya Hoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The two flies

There are two flies sitting on a pile of poo. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says,

"Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Santa class me haans raha tha

Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?

Santa : Tum kaun ho?

Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hurry Home, Hurry Home

A hindu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack,

Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting "Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om."

Ambulance reaches his house.
Wife screams "Why did you not take him to the hospital?"

Doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ustaad: Ali aur Bilawal tum dono

Ustaad: Ali aur Bilawal tum dono aaj phir late aaye ho.
Ali: Sir mera ruppaeyya gum ho gya thaa.
Ustaad Bilawal se: Aut tum kyoun late aaye?
Bilawal: Sir main us kay rupaeyye pay pao rakh kay khara thaa.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)