Handsome Pati Patni

Wife: Suno jab apna chashma utaarte ho, toh bahut handsome dikte ho….

Husband: Haan darling, jab main chashma utaarta hoo, tab tum bhi bahut khoobsoorat dikti ho…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 624 views
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