Handsome Pati Patni
Wife: Suno jab apna chashma utaarte ho, toh bahut handsome dikte ho….
Husband: Haan darling, jab main chashma utaarta hoo, tab tum bhi bahut khoobsoorat dikti ho…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 633 views
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Pathan Ny Bache Ka Nam MQM Rakha
Dost: Apko MQM Sy Nfrat Hy
Phr Apny Bete Ka Nam MQM Ku Rukha,
Pathan: Hum Sari Dunya Ko
Batana Chata Hai Pathan MQM Ka Baap He.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maine Uska Chehra Thappad Maar
Ke LAAL Kar Diya..
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Kyoki Wo Boli:" Thappad Se Dar
Nahi Lagta.... Pyar Se Lagta Hai.. "
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('_')
<) )>
_! !_ .... mere se dialogue
bazi...:p :O
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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!
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1 Film ky Poster par kesi PEER ke Urrs ka Poster
lag gia
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Poster Phat gia owr likhayi mix ho gayi
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1 Ticket mai 2 mazay
Langar ky baad zabardast Dance hoga
Maulana Sultan Rahi ke full action ke sath
Khwateen ke lie pardy ka khas intezaam hai
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Doctor: kiske liye chasma banana chahate ho ?
GOLU: MASTER JEE ke liye me unhe Gadha dikhaye deta hu
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Judge-Tumne Dn me Chori Karne Ki Himat kaise ki?
Chor- Mujhe is baat ka dar tha ki
Raat ko Mujhe akela Paakar Koi Loot na le..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baaz Bewian Bhi Taliban Ke Tarah Hoti Hain.
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Na Admi Operetion Kar Sakta Hai
Na Hi Muzakrat Kamyaab Hoty Hain......!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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Pupil: What, and get bitten?
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Woh bhi new car se?
Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,
Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.
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