Akal Badhi Ki Bhains?

Circuit- Bhai ye bata Akal badhi ki bhains?

Munna Bhai- Pehle apun ko date of birth bata tabhi to bataega tereku, aisehi khali peeli time khoti karta hai sala.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 664 views
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