DISCOVERY Waly

Shair, Shairni ko Kiss Karne Laga...

Sherni Ne Rok Diya,
Aur
Idhar Udhar Dekhne Lagi.

Shair: Kya Hua Darling...?

Sherni: Dekh Rahi Hon,
Aas Paas DISCOVERY Waly To Nahi Hain. :-)

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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar: Today my neighbour’s child got lost

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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match

1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match.
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1st pathan: Kya Goal mara.

2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .

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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar Ky Ghar& ky Bahir Name Plat Lagi Thi:

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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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Police wala:me ne tumheen hath dia tha aur ap ruke kiun nai ho?

Sardar:o darivar g me samjha tum ne mujhe salam kia hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
apun jhot nai bolta.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna
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MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita
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