DISCOVERY Waly
Shair, Shairni ko Kiss Karne Laga...
Sherni Ne Rok Diya,
Aur
Idhar Udhar Dekhne Lagi.
Shair: Kya Hua Darling...?
Sherni: Dekh Rahi Hon,
Aas Paas DISCOVERY Waly To Nahi Hain. :-)
by Hina Ali (few years ago!) / 635 views
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