boss nokar se

Boss nokar se: tum kisi kaam se jate ho to 2,3 ghantay tak wapis q nh aate

nokar: aap ne hi to kya tha k bijli k tarha jao or bijli ke tarha aao

by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!) / 954 views
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