One day a scientist found out how to create people the way God did, so he called God and said "I know how to create people now, we don't need you anymore." God says, "okay then, show me!" The scientist says,

"First, you grab some dirt. . ." and God reaches down and grabs the scientist and says, "GET YOUR OWN DIRT!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1017 views

Jab kisi lovers ka break up ho jata hai tab

Jab kisi lovers ka break up ho jata hai tab,

Ladki:(gusse se) aaj ke baad tum mujhe bhul jana.

Ladka:(pyar se) na tere aane ki khushi na tere jaane ka gam kiya,
Ja behna aaj tujhe bhi bhula diya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Son to mom

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this
morning,he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan was waiting 4 Train with His Wife
.
Train Aai, Uper Likha Tha "Khyber Mail"
.
Pathan Bhag kar Charh gaya. Aur Biwi se kaha:
.
.
.
Jab "Khyber Female" Aye To Tm b Charh Jana

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

1 13 khayal

1

13

khayal

20

na aawey

tay

80

udaas ho

janday haan

100

20

nhi sakdy

Chalo

A

10

devo

Tusi

20

saanu

iina

E

yad

kardey O

Ya roz

32

band

kar k

100

janday

O.

A gall kisay 9

20

na 10 daveen k

13 mera 7 hamesha rahaway ga

Q

k

A DIL 20

Tera

tey

80

20 tere

I MIS U DIL K 7

Hum 2,9,1,7. .

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Math Ki Language

Pappu: Sir English Ke Teacher
English Me Baat Kerty Hen Aur
Urdu Ke Teacher Urdu Me..
.
Magar Aap Math Ke Teacher
Ho Ker Urdu Me Baat Q Kerty Hen.??

Teacher: Ziyada 3,5 Mat Ker Aur
9,2,11 Ho Ja. Warna
6 Ke 36 Nazar Aaen Gy Aur
32 Ke 32 Bahar Aa Jaen Gy..


Pappu: Sir Aap To
Urdu Me Hi Baat Karen,,
,
Math To Zaleel Ker K Rakh Deti Hai.. :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)